Life - Laugh
Some Things Never Change
04/26/12
Childbirth morphs the body in unimaginable ways, but doesn't make us automatically mature.
I'm kinda kidding when I say I'm considering putting my almost 2 year old up for auction on EBay. Is that cruel to say?
The Binges Never Stop!
03/29/12
I realized an important lesson most conflict in marriage is based on one word absurdity.
I don’t know about you guys but growing up I always felt I was raised with a perfect mother.
The Healing Power of Lifetime TV
03/15/12
There are a few things that are certain in this life. Carbohydrates taste good, pantyhose are from the devil, Patrick Swayze is the best actor ever and when I'm sick there is nothing more deeply soothing than 14hrs a day of gloriously sappy Lifetime Television.
Kids on Stage Camp Day 1
Why I Still Watch Chick Flicks
03/1/12
When I was single I wrote a very empowering piece, or so I thought, titled Why I Don't Watch Chick Flicks basically explaining why they are bad for women....
New Invention Needed
03/1/12
I've come up with a great idea for a new for an invention. Now all I need is someone to make it happen.
So the clock radio in the car strikes 5:40 am and I'm driving to the YMCA to torture myself.......
Edits in Real Life
01/5/12
Just when I think I've got a pretty good handle on my technology skills I realize that technology and real life don't always jive.
A Bad Hair Day
12/29/11
I don’t know what I was thinking, but then again, that’s a fairly common occurrence in my forty fifth year on the planet. I suppose I was thinking that it would all go smoothly---that I wouldn’t run into anyone I know---that I could make it back in fifteen minutes. Wrong,...
The Knacle's Christmas Tree
12/8/11
My husband assured me our Christmas tree would look bigger once we got it home. Boy, was he right!
Who Would Want to be Me?
12/1/11
Identity Theft or Account Takeover? Either way, I had to laugh. It's what kept me sane.
A Thankgiving Story
11/24/11
A classic Thanksgiving tale, told, and retold, never ceases to be amusing.
Cops in the Cornfield
11/3/11
Don't tell me you never hid from the cops out in the corn...?! You must not be a redneck.
Medical Mystery Breakthrough
10/27/11
Doctors probably have a theory of why men die at an earlier age than women, but I’m pretty sure they don’t know the real reason.
Lawn Mower Mountains
10/20/11
If there's no snow on the ground, the lawnmower is being used -- sometimes even to mow the grass.
Going to the Birds
10/6/11
What exactly does it take to feed the birds? It doesn't seem as easy as it used to be.
Why Can't I Wear White?
09/8/11
Do I really need to stop wearing white on Labor Day? Who comes up with these rules, anyway?
Daily advances in the medical field are commonplace . . . but one thing never seems to change.